This is a short email funny that I received today... Hee Hee!
Whispering In Church
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over to her husband says, " I just let out a silent fart.... What do you think I should do?" He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
About Me
- Simply the Shaffers
- I love food, but not a fan of cooking it. I wish I was a good singer. I wish that I could dance and not embarrass Claudia or myself. Some people say that I have two left feet... I have a strong sense of smell. Great in a coffee shop, but not so great in elevators. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I have a WONDERFUL family! I look forward to going to church on Sunday. I love to pray. I love to kiss my husband! I have amazing friends. My daughter Claudia looks just like me and I look just like my mother. I am a short hair kind of girl. I have never had a ponytail or not one that I could wear outside of my house, bummer. I have a great job and great coworkers. I was the Tiger mascot my senior year of high school. I love, love, love to go on vacation with my family. I have a sweet little boy named Cort who looks more like his daddy every day. I really love to take pictures and would some day love to be a professional photographer. Oh and I love to play on the computer.
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